
Enid Blyton's
'Mr. Twiddle' books are a slightly bizarre experience to the modern reader. They revolve around Mr. Twiddle, a perpetually confused old man who continually forgets what he's supposed to be doing and mixes things around, and his long-suffering wife, who is permanently enraged by his antics and spends most of her time shouting at him. I'm sure that, at the time these stories were written, people thought nothing of this; after all, in 1942 people had slightly more pressing concerns. In 2010, however, it's difficult to read these stories and not think of Mr. Twiddle as an Alzheimer's sufferer or somebody with severe dementia, which makes him quite a tragic figure, really. It also makes his wife's constant accusations of stupidity seem more than a little harsh. This is, however, only something an adult reader would pick up on; if you're reading
'Hello, Mr. Twiddle' to young children, or they're reading it to themselves, they're unlikely to see it this way. Even to a modern day child, Mr. Twiddle is likely to be perceived just as he was when he first appeared in the 1940s; a bumbling old man whose antics are really rather funny.

Of all C.S. Lewis' Narnia stories,
'The Horse And His Boy' has always been my least favourite. When I first read it as a child, the reason I liked it less than the others was because the main character wasn't a child from Earth; perhaps my eight-year-old self just couldn't relate as well. Re-reading it now, as a thirty four-year-old adult, I don't have the same problem. I actually like the fact that we get to see Narnia and it's surrounding lands from the point of view of a native; it makes an interesting change from the other books. The reason
'The Horse And His Boy' is still my least favourite of the Narnia novels is because the story just doesn't seem to fit in very well in the flow of the larger story-arc. The events in this book take place during the events of
'The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe' and, as a result, this novel feels almost more like a footnote to that book rather than a novel in its own right. An extremely long footnote, I'll grant you, but still... The other reason this book doesn't work as well as the others is because it puts some of the characters from
'The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe' in jeopardy but, if you've already read that novel (and let's face it, very few people reading
'A Horse And His Boy' won't have already read the most famous Narnia book first), you know full well that these characters are going to be fine and that the antagonists' schemes must fail. O.K., you could say that, this being a children's book, you've already got a pretty good idea that the good guys are ultimately going to win anyway, but, to me, it still diminishes the dramatic tension somewhat. Of course, saying that I like this book the least of all the Narnia books is like saying I like one of my fingers less than any of the others; I really like them all and wouldn't be without any of them! This novel still has some absolutely superb scenes, particularly those featuring Aslan.

I've told a few people that I'd bought the director's cut of 'Léon' and they all said the same thing: 'Oh, I didn't know you'd bought a Blu-Ray player!' Just for the record, the director's cut of 'Léon' is now also available on regular DVD. I have no intention of buying a Blu-Ray player as, with my eye condition, I can't actually tell the difference in picture quality. Maybe it'd be different if I had one of those 'fill the entire wall' giant televisions, but I don't. Anyway, this isn't really a review of the movie, but a few comments on the director's cut DVD. The first thing I'll say is that, having owned the cut version for years and only ever having seen the cut version before, I never really thought that 'Léon' felt this it was missing anything. Even the cut version works and stands up as a really great movie in its own right, which you can't always say of theatrical cuts of movies. Having now seen the director's cut, however, I have to say that the twenty plus minutes of restored footage really gives the film another dimension and provides you with much more insight into Léon's character and motivations. In the theatrical cut, he gave Mathilda a talk about how revenge never solves anything, which was fine, but in the director's cut, you also learn why he believes that to be the case. I've heard people say that they were uncomfortable with the uncut version of the movie, due to the fact that Léon and Mathilda's relationship is less ambiguous and, as a result, more disturbing. There's an element of truth to this, I suppose, but I didn't personally find it any more disturbing than you're supposed to, and the deeper knowledge of Léon's past also sheds new light on the whole affair (if you'll excuse the pun). All things considered, while the theatrical cut is fine, I'm very happy that I now have the director's cut, as it makes a superb movie even better. Additionally, while there aren't that many extras, basically just the trailer and a three part documentary, the extras that are there are good quality and insightful, particularly the interviews with Jean Reno and Natalie Portman.